dir Jim Kunz

Originally watched on June 1, 2026.

Okay bear with me here… I’ve never done a review quite like this before. This was technically an Elvira special released in 2014 where the Mistress of the Dark herself presents Charles Band’s 2006 “masterpiece” Evil Bong. I specifically sought this out because I wanted to watch a lil bit of Elvira so I thought it was only fair to classify this specifically as her special. However, I want to pay my respects to the original film and the director as well because what the hell, man? What was this? Evil Bong is nuts.

Evil Bong (2006)

dir Charles Band

The other day I had nothing going on so I rolled a joint and found something to watch on Tubi, which led me to 13 Night of Elvira: Evil Bong. Man, it was so bad. Somebody on Letterboxd said it best when they described this movie as gay porn acting but without the fucking. Bummer. Maybe they should’ve tried fucking, it probably would’ve helped the plot move along better.

Something I did not expect to see here was Goth Boobs. Not just goth boobs but Goth Boobs, Huh? Do you know what I’m talking about? If you were ever on Tumblr (or Instagram between the years 2014-2019) you’ve probably seen the screenshot

Well guess what! This is the goth boobs movie!

This scene actually takes place inside the evil bong itself. That’s right, this sexy ol thing slurps you up and sends you to the strip club inside her bong belly. And yes, the bong is kinda hot! Tell me you disagree.

Weird shit. I’m honestly becoming so fixated on this movie. Every once in a while I become super obsessed with a movie that I think is technically bad but for some reason I just want to watch it again and again. I know I can already add this one to the list. Teeth (2007), The Greasy Strangler (2016)… Evil Bong (2006)…