
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
dir Danny Leiner This is the perfect movie to watch if you’re in the 20s and your doctor dad is making you feel like a failure but you low key
dir Danny Leiner This is the perfect movie to watch if you’re in the 20s and your doctor dad is making you feel like a failure but you low key don’t want to do anything other than smoke some more weed and get a snack. Ooooh, and a Diet Coke.

Smiley Face (2007)
dir Gregg Araki How did you get here? The place where you are right now at this very moment.
dir Gregg Araki How did you get here? The place where you are right now at this very moment.

Smithereens (1982)
dir Susan Seidelman Amazing little indie film. Honestly I picked this for today’s watch because I was feeling nostalgic and my mind has tricked itself into thinking I grew up
dir Susan Seidelman Amazing little indie film. Honestly I picked this for today’s watch because I was feeling nostalgic and my mind has tricked itself into thinking I grew up in the 80s, but I forgot just how slick this movie is. It’s bleak in a way that’s anything but

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
dir Amy Heckerling When I was a teen, I was in this long form improv class where we were studying how to improvise 80s teen movies a la John Hughes
dir Amy Heckerling When I was a teen, I was in this long form improv class where we were studying how to improvise 80s teen movies a la John Hughes and Cameron Crowe. Our weekly homework was basically to watch as many 80s teen movies as possible. This was still

After the Hunt (2025)
dir Luca Guadagnino What the hell is going on with academia? Why do people desire this for their lives? Many questions that really have nothing to do with how I
dir Luca Guadagnino What the hell is going on with academia? Why do people desire this for their lives? Many questions that really have nothing to do with how I feel about the film. I think people really love to bully Guadagnino, but who cares, really? I don’t feel bad

Freaks (1932)
dir Tod Browning A beautifully layered emotional parfait, here to warm your heart and then tear it in half (and then staple/ tape back together at the end). It’s honestly
dir Tod Browning A beautifully layered emotional parfait, here to warm your heart and then tear it in half (and then staple/ tape back together at the end). It’s honestly horrible to watch the wedding party scene where everyone sings to bring Cleo into the family, only for her to

Thirteen Women (1932)
dir George Archainbaud Ursula Georgi, a mixed race woman, excluded and ostracized by her peers, back for a revenge written in the stars. It would’ve been great if they let
dir George Archainbaud Ursula Georgi, a mixed race woman, excluded and ostracized by her peers, back for a revenge written in the stars. It would’ve been great if they let an Asian actress play the lead instead of some white lady! Oh, the 1930s. This actually felt like a very

Diabolique (1955)
dir Henri-Georges Clouzot Une baignoire? Diabolique! Un costume d'homme? Diabolique!
dir Henri-Georges Clouzot Une baignoire? Diabolique! Un costume d'homme? Diabolique!

Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
dir Dan Gilroy Continuing my tradition of watching semi-shitty movies whilst recovering from a stress-induced illness, and what can I say other than JEEZ! 21st century films sure are ugly.
dir Dan Gilroy Continuing my tradition of watching semi-shitty movies whilst recovering from a stress-induced illness, and what can I say other than JEEZ! 21st century films sure are ugly. If this were made in the 70s by some perverted Italian man, I really think it would've worked. Art galleries