
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
dir Todd Solondz Originally watched on June 6, 2026. Fuck, man. This is such a good movie but it’s such a tough watch. It’s one of those ones that gets
dir Todd Solondz Originally watched on June 6, 2026. Fuck, man. This is such a good movie but it’s such a tough watch. It’s one of those ones that gets weirder with every rewatch too, I think. The first time I really loved it, but I also didn’t have any

Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
dir Joel Gallen Originally watched on June 3, 2026. About as subtle as a stop sign, but isn’t that the point…
dir Joel Gallen Originally watched on June 3, 2026. About as subtle as a stop sign, but isn’t that the point…

13 nights of Elvira: Evil Bong (2014)
dir Jim Kunz Originally watched on June 1, 2026. Okay bear with me here… I’ve never done a review quite like this before. This was technically an Elvira special released
dir Jim Kunz Originally watched on June 1, 2026. Okay bear with me here… I’ve never done a review quite like this before. This was technically an Elvira special released in 2014 where the Mistress of the Dark herself presents Charles Band’s 2006 “masterpiece” Evil Bong. I specifically sought this

The House Bunny (2008)
dir Fred Wolf Originally watched May 27, 2026. Anna Faris is a gem. I really adore everything about her. Queen of the airheads forever. She’s the best thing about this
dir Fred Wolf Originally watched May 27, 2026. Anna Faris is a gem. I really adore everything about her. Queen of the airheads forever. She’s the best thing about this movie hands down.

The Clique (2008)
dir Michael Lembeck Originally watched May 27, 2026 Such an embarrassing watch! I’m sorry y’all. What can I say. I was feeling sick last week and just wanted some nothing
dir Michael Lembeck Originally watched May 27, 2026 Such an embarrassing watch! I’m sorry y’all. What can I say. I was feeling sick last week and just wanted some nothing to watch. And you know what, this ended up being a little interesting…

Under the Silver Lake (2018)
dir David Robert Mitchell “You ever feel like you fucked up a somewhere a long time ago and you’re living the wrong life, like a bad version of the life
dir David Robert Mitchell “You ever feel like you fucked up a somewhere a long time ago and you’re living the wrong life, like a bad version of the life you’re supposed to have?” An unfortunate thought that has been plaguing me lately, and also Andrew Garfield as Sam, apparently.

A Dirty Shame (2004)
dir John Waters B-O-N-E-R You think your day was bad? Somebody wrote the word boner on my blog :-(
dir John Waters B-O-N-E-R You think your day was bad? Somebody wrote the word boner on my blog :-(

The Living End (1992)
dir Gregg Araki Journal entry for May 14th: Day like any other. The first day of the rest of my life. I had coffee for breakfast, hung with Siouxsie, and
dir Gregg Araki Journal entry for May 14th: Day like any other. The first day of the rest of my life. I had coffee for breakfast, hung with Siouxsie, and played that old Lou Reed album, Transformer.

Forbidden Fruits (2026)
dir Meredith Alloway Here we go again. Upon second viewing, there’s two things at the forefront of my mind.
dir Meredith Alloway Here we go again. Upon second viewing, there’s two things at the forefront of my mind.

White Bird in a Blizzard (2014)
dir Gregg Araki White Bird in a Blizzard…good film, bad poster. This is a book I definitely judged by its cover. But am I wrong? Everything about it is boring
dir Gregg Araki White Bird in a Blizzard…good film, bad poster. This is a book I definitely judged by its cover. But am I wrong? Everything about it is boring and flat and totally misrepresenting the actual movie. Yes, there’s a mysterious element that’s not usually present in Araki’s work,

Ghost World (2001)
dir Terry Zwigoff Ghost World is one of my all time favorite movies. The first time I watched it, I watched it again just a few days later. It quickly
dir Terry Zwigoff Ghost World is one of my all time favorite movies. The first time I watched it, I watched it again just a few days later. It quickly became a comfort. Part of it is nostalgia. My memory is full of time spent complaining with my best friend

Party Monster (2003)
dir Fenton Bailey, Randy Barbato In the beginning, there was Marlon Brando. Then there was Macaulay Culkin. And then, there was Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com, apparently. Seriously though, they clearly
dir Fenton Bailey, Randy Barbato In the beginning, there was Marlon Brando. Then there was Macaulay Culkin. And then, there was Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com, apparently. Seriously though, they clearly asked Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin to both do a fagcent. Seth presumably studied RuPaul (like a good boy) but

Magnificent Obsession (1954)
dir Douglas Sirk Don’t worry, folks. They do indeed say the title multiple times in this film. Magnificent Obsession, indeed. Well I’ve been curious about Douglas Sirk ever since I
dir Douglas Sirk Don’t worry, folks. They do indeed say the title multiple times in this film. Magnificent Obsession, indeed. Well I’ve been curious about Douglas Sirk ever since I learned that he was one of Lynch’s inspirations. I think it’s important to pay attention to your favorite artists’ favorite

iCarly: iGo to Japan (2008)
dir Steve Hoefer The rule is as follows: if you can log it on Letterboxd, it counts as a movie. Where is Gibby? I miss Gibby. Why doesn’t Gibby get
dir Steve Hoefer The rule is as follows: if you can log it on Letterboxd, it counts as a movie. Where is Gibby? I miss Gibby. Why doesn’t Gibby get to go to Japan? They just use that lil kid for laughs, chew him up and spit him out. We

Mysterious Skin (2004)
dir Gregg Araki So. I finally watched Mysterious Skin after literal years of avoiding it because everyone promised that it would ruin me. Given my fragile mental state, I figured
dir Gregg Araki So. I finally watched Mysterious Skin after literal years of avoiding it because everyone promised that it would ruin me. Given my fragile mental state, I figured it was unwise to go there. But honestly, yesterday I was having such an unfortunate day that I figured nothing

Drugstore June (2024)
dir Nicholaus Goossen Was this improv? I’ll change my mind about the film if it was improv. It felt like improv. Specifically it felt like an improv troupe’s attempt at
dir Nicholaus Goossen Was this improv? I’ll change my mind about the film if it was improv. It felt like improv. Specifically it felt like an improv troupe’s attempt at recreating something out of season one of Broad City. Unfortunately, it ended up feeling a lot more like the final

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
dir Thor Freudenthal Person revisiting a piece of media from their youth: this is a modern classic! No but I really don’t know what possessed me to watch this movie
dir Thor Freudenthal Person revisiting a piece of media from their youth: this is a modern classic! No but I really don’t know what possessed me to watch this movie on a random afternoon. I guess it has been coming up a lot in conversation. The other week someone told

Nowhere (1997)
dir Gregg Araki So much happens in the first 5 minutes. Dreamy shower masturbation montage, brilliant red and green contrast, and that haunting shot of James Duval as Dark Smith
dir Gregg Araki So much happens in the first 5 minutes. Dreamy shower masturbation montage, brilliant red and green contrast, and that haunting shot of James Duval as Dark Smith putting on a pair of jeans without underwear, still half-wet from his shower. Zoinks! This film is so chaotic. There’s

Honey Don't! (2025)
dir Ethan Coen Rewatch. Am I the only one who actually liked this film? I honestly love Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke collaborations. Drive Away Dolls was such a fun
dir Ethan Coen Rewatch. Am I the only one who actually liked this film? I honestly love Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke collaborations. Drive Away Dolls was such a fun campy flick, and Honey Don’t is fun and campy but in a totally different font. Both movies have a distinctly

D.E.B.S. (2004)
dir Angela Robinson If you’ve ever watched Spy Kids and wished that it were gayer and made for adults, this is the film for you. D.E.B.S. rules. Let’s goooo lesbians!
dir Angela Robinson If you’ve ever watched Spy Kids and wished that it were gayer and made for adults, this is the film for you. D.E.B.S. rules. Let’s goooo lesbians!