dir David Robert Mitchell “You ever feel like you fucked up a somewhere a long time ago and you’re living the wrong life, like a bad version of the life

dir David Robert Mitchell “You ever feel like you fucked up a somewhere a long time ago and you’re living the wrong life, like a bad version of the life you’re supposed to have?” An unfortunate thought that has been plaguing me lately, and also Andrew Garfield as Sam, apparently.

dir John Waters B-O-N-E-R You think your day was bad? Somebody wrote the word boner on my blog :-(

dir John Waters B-O-N-E-R You think your day was bad? Somebody wrote the word boner on my blog :-(

dir Gregg Araki Journal entry for May 14th: Day like any other. The first day of the rest of my life. I had coffee for breakfast, hung with Siouxsie, and

dir Gregg Araki Journal entry for May 14th: Day like any other. The first day of the rest of my life. I had coffee for breakfast, hung with Siouxsie, and played that old Lou Reed album, Transformer.

dir Meredith Alloway Here we go again. Upon second viewing, there’s two things at the forefront of my mind.

dir Meredith Alloway Here we go again. Upon second viewing, there’s two things at the forefront of my mind.

dir Gregg Araki White Bird in a Blizzard…good film, bad poster. This is a book I definitely judged by its cover. But am I wrong? Everything about it is boring

dir Gregg Araki White Bird in a Blizzard…good film, bad poster. This is a book I definitely judged by its cover. But am I wrong? Everything about it is boring and flat and totally misrepresenting the actual movie. Yes, there’s a mysterious element that’s not usually present in Araki’s work,

dir Terry Zwigoff Ghost World is one of my all time favorite movies. The first time I watched it, I watched it again just a few days later. It quickly

dir Terry Zwigoff Ghost World is one of my all time favorite movies. The first time I watched it, I watched it again just a few days later. It quickly became a comfort. Part of it is nostalgia. My memory is full of time spent complaining with my best friend

dir Fenton Bailey, Randy Barbato In the beginning, there was Marlon Brando. Then there was Macaulay Culkin. And then, there was Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com, apparently. Seriously though, they clearly

dir Fenton Bailey, Randy Barbato In the beginning, there was Marlon Brando. Then there was Macaulay Culkin. And then, there was Nevel Papperman of Nevelocity.com, apparently. Seriously though, they clearly asked Seth Green and Macaulay Culkin to both do a fagcent. Seth presumably studied RuPaul (like a good boy) but

dir Douglas Sirk Don’t worry, folks. They do indeed say the title multiple times in this film. Magnificent Obsession, indeed. Well I’ve been curious about Douglas Sirk ever since I

dir Douglas Sirk Don’t worry, folks. They do indeed say the title multiple times in this film. Magnificent Obsession, indeed. Well I’ve been curious about Douglas Sirk ever since I learned that he was one of Lynch’s inspirations. I think it’s important to pay attention to your favorite artists’ favorite

dir Steve Hoefer The rule is as follows: if you can log it on Letterboxd, it counts as a movie. Where is Gibby? I miss Gibby. Why doesn’t Gibby get

dir Steve Hoefer The rule is as follows: if you can log it on Letterboxd, it counts as a movie. Where is Gibby? I miss Gibby. Why doesn’t Gibby get to go to Japan? They just use that lil kid for laughs, chew him up and spit him out. We

dir Gregg Araki So. I finally watched Mysterious Skin after literal years of avoiding it because everyone promised that it would ruin me. Given my fragile mental state, I figured

dir Gregg Araki So. I finally watched Mysterious Skin after literal years of avoiding it because everyone promised that it would ruin me. Given my fragile mental state, I figured it was unwise to go there. But honestly, yesterday I was having such an unfortunate day that I figured nothing

dir Nicholaus Goossen Was this improv? I’ll change my mind about the film if it was improv. It felt like improv. Specifically it felt like an improv troupe’s attempt at

dir Nicholaus Goossen Was this improv? I’ll change my mind about the film if it was improv. It felt like improv. Specifically it felt like an improv troupe’s attempt at recreating something out of season one of Broad City. Unfortunately, it ended up feeling a lot more like the final

dir Thor Freudenthal Person revisiting a piece of media from their youth: this is a modern classic! No but I really don’t know what possessed me to watch this movie

dir Thor Freudenthal Person revisiting a piece of media from their youth: this is a modern classic! No but I really don’t know what possessed me to watch this movie on a random afternoon. I guess it has been coming up a lot in conversation. The other week someone told

dir Gregg Araki So much happens in the first 5 minutes. Dreamy shower masturbation montage, brilliant red and green contrast, and that haunting shot of James Duval as Dark Smith

dir Gregg Araki So much happens in the first 5 minutes. Dreamy shower masturbation montage, brilliant red and green contrast, and that haunting shot of James Duval as Dark Smith putting on a pair of jeans without underwear, still half-wet from his shower. Zoinks! This film is so chaotic. There’s

dir Ethan Coen Rewatch. Am I the only one who actually liked this film? I honestly love Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke collaborations. Drive Away Dolls was such a fun

dir Ethan Coen Rewatch. Am I the only one who actually liked this film? I honestly love Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke collaborations. Drive Away Dolls was such a fun campy flick, and Honey Don’t is fun and campy but in a totally different font. Both movies have a distinctly

dir Angela Robinson If you’ve ever watched Spy Kids and wished that it were gayer and made for adults, this is the film for you. D.E.B.S. rules. Let’s goooo lesbians!

dir Angela Robinson If you’ve ever watched Spy Kids and wished that it were gayer and made for adults, this is the film for you. D.E.B.S. rules. Let’s goooo lesbians!

dir Meredith Alloway Instant cult classic and unfortunately the most relatable film I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I really liked this one. Like, a lot. Like I’m sitting

dir Meredith Alloway Instant cult classic and unfortunately the most relatable film I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I really liked this one. Like, a lot. Like I’m sitting in my car in the parking lot and writing furiously so I don’t forget anything. Watching this felt like those

dir Gregg Araki Currently I’m marinating in 2000s nostalgia loop. Maybe it started with Hannah Montana, I don’t know. But here we are: Kaboom! This was my first Araki feature

dir Gregg Araki Currently I’m marinating in 2000s nostalgia loop. Maybe it started with Hannah Montana, I don’t know. But here we are: Kaboom! This was my first Araki feature (way back when), which I’m happy about even though it’s objectively not his best. There’s heavy crossover with Nowhere (1997)

dir Sam Wrench Miley Cyrus is that bitch. She’s always been that bitch. Part of it is that you can so clearly tell that every Disney exec behind the scenes

dir Sam Wrench Miley Cyrus is that bitch. She’s always been that bitch. Part of it is that you can so clearly tell that every Disney exec behind the scenes is gritting their teeth and forcing a stressed smile the whole time she’s around. The woman doesn’t care what anyone

dir Colin Higgins Ladies and gentlemen, Dolly Parton! Lily Tomlin! Jane Fonda! Best fantasy sequence of all time and that’s because these ladies were rolling up and lighting up, not

dir Colin Higgins Ladies and gentlemen, Dolly Parton! Lily Tomlin! Jane Fonda! Best fantasy sequence of all time and that’s because these ladies were rolling up and lighting up, not stuck in some stupid, sleepy dream. Watching Dolly Parton hog tie her misogynistic boss while cackling in pure joy is

dir Russ Meyer The best decision I ever made for myself was to overpluck my eyebrows. How else was I to signify that my beauty should be regarded as a

dir Russ Meyer The best decision I ever made for myself was to overpluck my eyebrows. How else was I to signify that my beauty should be regarded as a threat? This film has some serious eyebrows. It also has some serious breasts. I have to be forthright… the reason