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Magnificent Obsession (1954)

dir Douglas Sirk Don’t worry, folks. They do indeed say the title multiple times in this film. Magnificent Obsession, indeed. Well I’ve been curious about Douglas Sirk ever since I

Apr 19, 2026
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iCarly: iGo to Japan (2008)

dir Steve Hoefer The rule is as follows: if you can log it on Letterboxd, it counts as a movie. Where is Gibby? I miss Gibby. Why doesn’t Gibby get

Apr 18, 2026
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Mysterious Skin (2004)

dir Gregg Araki So. I finally watched Mysterious Skin after literal years of avoiding it because everyone promised that it would ruin me. Given my fragile mental state, I figured

Apr 18, 2026
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Drugstore June (2024)

dir Nicholaus Goossen Was this improv? I’ll change my mind about the film if it was improv. It felt like improv. Specifically it felt like an improv troupe’s attempt at

Apr 17, 2026
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)

dir Thor Freudenthal Person revisiting a piece of media from their youth: this is a modern classic! No but I really don’t know what possessed me to watch this movie

Apr 14, 2026
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Nowhere (1997)

dir Gregg Araki So much happens in the first 5 minutes. Dreamy shower masturbation montage, brilliant red and green contrast, and that haunting shot of James Duval as Dark Smith

Apr 14, 2026
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Honey Don't! (2025)

dir Ethan Coen Rewatch. Am I the only one who actually liked this film? I honestly love Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke collaborations. Drive Away Dolls was such a fun

Apr 14, 2026
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D.E.B.S. (2004)

dir Angela Robinson If you’ve ever watched Spy Kids and wished that it were gayer and made for adults, this is the film for you. D.E.B.S. rules. Let’s goooo lesbians!

Apr 2, 2026
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Forbidden Fruits (2026)

dir Meredith Alloway Instant cult classic and unfortunately the most relatable film I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I really liked this one. Like, a lot. Like I’m sitting

Mar 29, 2026
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Kaboom (2010)

dir Gregg Araki Currently I’m marinating in 2000s nostalgia loop. Maybe it started with Hannah Montana, I don’t know. But here we are: Kaboom! This was my first Araki feature

Mar 28, 2026
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Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special (2026)

dir Sam Wrench Miley Cyrus is that bitch. She’s always been that bitch. Part of it is that you can so clearly tell that every Disney exec behind the scenes

Mar 26, 2026
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9 to 5 (1980)

dir Colin Higgins Ladies and gentlemen, Dolly Parton! Lily Tomlin! Jane Fonda! Best fantasy sequence of all time and that’s because these ladies were rolling up and lighting up, not

Mar 24, 2026
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Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

dir Russ Meyer The best decision I ever made for myself was to overpluck my eyebrows. How else was I to signify that my beauty should be regarded as a

Mar 24, 2026
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May December (2023)

dir Todd Haynes Difficult watch in terms of emotional response, but easy watch in regard to audience experience. This one is somewhere between made-for-television and meta black comedy. The music

Mar 20, 2026
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Sinners (2025)

dir Ryan Coogler That was really beautiful. Great performances all around, but especially to Michael B. Jordan, Wunmi Mosaku, Miles Caton, Hailee Steinfeld, and Jack O’Connell. Damn, you guys. I’m

Mar 18, 2026
The Linguini Incident (Director's Cut) (1991) cover

The Linguini Incident (Director's Cut) (1991)

dir Richard Shepard When the top two names billed are Rosanna Arquette and David Bowie…you watch the movie. Oh my god, a little bit of Marlee Matlin, too. We’re lucky.

Mar 11, 2026
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La tía Alejandra (1980)

dir Arturo Ripstein Super solid witch flick! I had never heard of this one before yesterday when I read someone talking about the similarities between La tía Alejandra and Weapons

Mar 10, 2026
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Desperate Living (1977)

dir John Waters Five minutes in and I was blown away. Mink Stole is a superstar. She’s a camp masterpiece in Multiple Maniacs, Female Trouble, and Pink Flamingos, but her

Mar 5, 2026
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The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934)

dir Alfred Hitchcock This has gotta be one of Hitchcock’s campiest. What the hell was going on in the 30s that made everybody nonchalant as hell? Everybody was so unphased

Mar 5, 2026
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Art School Confidential (2006)

dir Terry Zwigoff Needed something to watch while I was painting and coincidentally needed an excuse to rewatch this fun thing. Match made in heaven! Terry Zwigoff’s stuff with Daniel

Mar 4, 2026
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