
Sleepaway Camp (1983)
dir Robert Hiltzik First time watch! Can you believe it. I know it’s a cult classic and everything but I guess I wasn’t expecting it to be this campy. I
dir Robert Hiltzik First time watch! Can you believe it. I know it’s a cult classic and everything but I guess I wasn’t expecting it to be this campy. I likened it to Halloween or something. No, this is like really midnight movie level of cheesy acting and whack writing

Videodrome (1983)
dir David Cronenberg The television screen has become the retina of the mind’s eye. Spooky! Way too close to home. I’ve been bitching a lot about technology lately so I
dir David Cronenberg The television screen has become the retina of the mind’s eye. Spooky! Way too close to home. I’ve been bitching a lot about technology lately so I figured Videodrome would be appropriate. Part of me feels like the world has to end soon, like we’ve fucked everything

Carrie (1976)
dir Brian De Palma My first period happened in a frozen yogurt shop while I was wearing white pants. The year was 2010. My mother told all my friends in
dir Brian De Palma My first period happened in a frozen yogurt shop while I was wearing white pants. The year was 2010. My mother told all my friends in the process of throwing me a “period party”. There was cake. It had a strawberry fruit compote center. It was

Troll 2 (1990)
dir Claudio Fragasso Originally watched on October 4, 2026. I’m trying to see this in a new light.
dir Claudio Fragasso Originally watched on October 4, 2026. I’m trying to see this in a new light.

Blood for Dracula (1974)
dir Paul Morrissey Originally watched on October 3, 2026. I’ve been wanting to watch Blood for Dracula and Flesh for Frankenstein since my junior year in high school (approximately 2015)
dir Paul Morrissey Originally watched on October 3, 2026. I’ve been wanting to watch Blood for Dracula and Flesh for Frankenstein since my junior year in high school (approximately 2015) when I wrote a paper on Andy Warhol for English class. My teacher had me watching Poor Little Rich Girl

Shopping for Fangs (1997)
dir Quentin Lee and Justin Lin Originally watched on October 1, 2026. The first 13 minutes nearly lost me but I held on strong and, boy, was I rewarded. Fabulous
dir Quentin Lee and Justin Lin Originally watched on October 1, 2026. The first 13 minutes nearly lost me but I held on strong and, boy, was I rewarded. Fabulous indie darling. I know it’s tired to compare films to other films but PLEASE let me do it. Fine. We’ll

Kaboom (2010)
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on September 15, 2026. Don’t mind me, I’m just using a different version of the film poster in a cheap attempt to obscure the fact
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on September 15, 2026. Don’t mind me, I’m just using a different version of the film poster in a cheap attempt to obscure the fact that I’ve rewatched Kaboom yet again… Stoppppppppppppp, okay? Don’t give me shit. I don’t want to hear it. It’s clearly

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)
dir Jane Schoenbrun Originally watched on September 3, 2026. It’s honestly embarrassing how long it took me to come around and watch this one. Sorry, Jane! I really am sorry.
dir Jane Schoenbrun Originally watched on September 3, 2026. It’s honestly embarrassing how long it took me to come around and watch this one. Sorry, Jane! I really am sorry. Let me extend my apologies to Justice Smith and Jack Haven as well. Before we actually get into the film

JT LeRoy (2018)
dir Justin Kelly Originally watched on August 30, 2026. Picturing them pitching the script to Kristen and she’s like “no way, man” so they tell her Laura Dern signed on
dir Justin Kelly Originally watched on August 30, 2026. Picturing them pitching the script to Kristen and she’s like “no way, man” so they tell her Laura Dern signed on and she’s like “fine, okay”. She signs on. Then they go to Laura and pitch the project and she’s like

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
dir Jane Schoenbrun Originally watched on August 28, 2026. Movie of the yearrrrrr. I didn’t believe it going in but baby, I’m on board!
dir Jane Schoenbrun Originally watched on August 28, 2026. Movie of the yearrrrrr. I didn’t believe it going in but baby, I’m on board!

Maddie’s Secret (2025)
dir John Early Originally watched on August 19, 2026. Oh Maddie. Maddie, Maddie, Maddie. I love her.
dir John Early Originally watched on August 19, 2026. Oh Maddie. Maddie, Maddie, Maddie. I love her.

The Wrong Girls (2026)
dir Dylan Meyer Originally watched on August 13, 2026. Yessssss. Yaaaassss.
dir Dylan Meyer Originally watched on August 13, 2026. Yessssss. Yaaaassss.

I Want Your Sex (2026)
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on August 10, 2026. I wanted I Want You Sex bad. So bad. I waited months and weeks and days until there was a showing
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on August 10, 2026. I wanted I Want You Sex bad. So bad. I waited months and weeks and days until there was a showing near me and then I jumped and devoured it. It was just okay. But hey, honestly okay is fine by

Clueless (1995)
dir Amy Heckerling Originally watched on August 2, 2026. Clueless is one of those movies that sounds like it would be 100% my vibe but somehow just isn’t. It’s obviously
dir Amy Heckerling Originally watched on August 2, 2026. Clueless is one of those movies that sounds like it would be 100% my vibe but somehow just isn’t. It’s obviously a 90s classic anyways so don’t take what I’m saying too seriously. I just want more from it. Clueless is

Grease (1978)
dir Randal Kleiser Originally watched on July 26, 2026. Damn it! They got me. I love Grease. I think I just love 70s-does-50s in general. Rocky Horror, Grease, uh, Rocky
dir Randal Kleiser Originally watched on July 26, 2026. Damn it! They got me. I love Grease. I think I just love 70s-does-50s in general. Rocky Horror, Grease, uh, Rocky Horror, uh, Grease… okay moving on.

How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)
dir Jean Negulesco Originally watched on July 13, 2026. Can I admit something kind of silly? This is the first Marilyn Monroe film I’ve actually sat down and watched. I’ve
dir Jean Negulesco Originally watched on July 13, 2026. Can I admit something kind of silly? This is the first Marilyn Monroe film I’ve actually sat down and watched. I’ve joined in while my dad watched something, seen clips online, and of course heard the references in just about everything

The Sheep Detectives (2026)
dir Kyle Balda Originally watched on July 11, 2026. Literally the most momcore movie ever produced. On the phone with your mom and unsure of where to take the conversation?
dir Kyle Balda Originally watched on July 11, 2026. Literally the most momcore movie ever produced. On the phone with your mom and unsure of where to take the conversation? Bring in the sheep. Guarantee she will love you for it. Either she’s already seen it and loved it (likely),

Zola (2020)
dir Janicza Bravo Originally watched on July 8, 2026. For months (years?) now, my friend has been telling me I needed to watch Zola. I didn’t get it. I figured
dir Janicza Bravo Originally watched on July 8, 2026. For months (years?) now, my friend has been telling me I needed to watch Zola. I didn’t get it. I figured it was going to be a hot mess and she just wanted to gawk at it together. Nope. Not at

Lez Chat (2010)
dir Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan Originally watched on July 1, 2026. Finally tracked this one down after trying and failing for ages! This is a 2 minute fake commercial satirizing
dir Tig Notaro, Kyle Dunnigan Originally watched on July 1, 2026. Finally tracked this one down after trying and failing for ages! This is a 2 minute fake commercial satirizing phone sex hotlines. Yes, it counts as a short film. It’s on letterboxd! That’s the rule!

Here Now (2015)
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on July 1, 2026. Bizarre little slice from our good friend, Gregg. Revisiting Nowhere (1997)? Sure, why the hell not.
dir Gregg Araki Originally watched on July 1, 2026. Bizarre little slice from our good friend, Gregg. Revisiting Nowhere (1997)? Sure, why the hell not.