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dir Ralph Bakshi “You ever made it with an aardvark before? Rare opportunity, ya know. We’re scarce.” I gotta be honest: I was fine with the pot-fueled bathtub orgy but

dir Ralph Bakshi “You ever made it with an aardvark before? Rare opportunity, ya know. We’re scarce.” I gotta be honest: I was fine with the pot-fueled bathtub orgy but I really started stressing out when the pigs showed up.

dir Martin Scorcese Getting irritated at the drop of a hat? Obsessing over nonsensical food-shaped paperweights? Making sweeping judgements about the quality of weed whilst continuing to smoke it? Yeah,

dir Martin Scorcese Getting irritated at the drop of a hat? Obsessing over nonsensical food-shaped paperweights? Making sweeping judgements about the quality of weed whilst continuing to smoke it? Yeah, I connected with this one right away. There’s a lot of Marty Scorcese I just don’t care about. Maybe I

dir Emerald Fennell Well folks, Emerald might have finally done it. I detested Promising Young Woman. I forgot about Saltburn. But Wuthering Heights, I enjoyed. DISCLAIMER: I haven’t read the

dir Emerald Fennell Well folks, Emerald might have finally done it. I detested Promising Young Woman. I forgot about Saltburn. But Wuthering Heights, I enjoyed. DISCLAIMER: I haven’t read the book. Gothic romance was never my genre of choice, but it was very much my cousin Emma’s cup of tea.

dir Wes Anderson This is like a butchfemme fantasy love story. One that I will never experience because I refuse to go camping. I’m indoorsy. Put me outside and I’m

dir Wes Anderson This is like a butchfemme fantasy love story. One that I will never experience because I refuse to go camping. I’m indoorsy. Put me outside and I’m useless. But from my comfy spot on the couch, I can still enjoy and relate. This is also a film

dir Hal Ashby I love when a movie is a mini-period piece. Released in 1975, set in 1968, Shampoo is a beautiful film to watch if you want to look

dir Hal Ashby I love when a movie is a mini-period piece. Released in 1975, set in 1968, Shampoo is a beautiful film to watch if you want to look at gorgeous hair for 2 hours. Probably my personal favorite era of styling. Normally when I watch a film, I’m

dir Alex Timbers A delight! We’re so lucky to have the muppets. We don’t deserve them. That being said, Kermit needs to get his shit together. What do you mean

dir Alex Timbers A delight! We’re so lucky to have the muppets. We don’t deserve them. That being said, Kermit needs to get his shit together. What do you mean we’re cutting acts right before they go onstage? Do we need to call Liz Lemon? Because she wouldn’t let this

dir Mario Bava I love giallo, I love fashion models, I love technicolor, I love muzak… it still took me about 30 minutes to settle into this one. The models

dir Mario Bava I love giallo, I love fashion models, I love technicolor, I love muzak… it still took me about 30 minutes to settle into this one. The models are quite blasé. Or maybe it’s the dubbing. Some of these lines are straight up robotic. Give it 30 minutes

dir Mel Brooks Something really changed for me when I realized that Mel Brooks is just John Waters for heteros. Their sense humor is exactly the same: campy, loud, brash,

dir Mel Brooks Something really changed for me when I realized that Mel Brooks is just John Waters for heteros. Their sense humor is exactly the same: campy, loud, brash, dirty. Oh, Mel. Oh, John. Everything reminds me of him. The jokes about the brain being from “Abby Normal”? Hello?

dir David Ottenhouse I love a ~30 minute short film. Perfect length for round storytelling. Okay let’s get into it. Discovered this one via some Charlie Day fans online who

dir David Ottenhouse I love a ~30 minute short film. Perfect length for round storytelling. Okay let’s get into it. Discovered this one via some Charlie Day fans online who were bemoaning the fact that his appearance in Late Summer is too short. Many fans also complained that the story

dir John Waters “You think just because I’ve known you for six years that I won’t suspect you of trying to get on my nerves?” The amount of people I

dir John Waters “You think just because I’ve known you for six years that I won’t suspect you of trying to get on my nerves?” The amount of people I wish I could say that to…

dir Susan Seidelman Once I knew a girl who was adamant that a cool jacket could totally transform your life, and you know what? She was totally right. I hope

dir Susan Seidelman Once I knew a girl who was adamant that a cool jacket could totally transform your life, and you know what? She was totally right. I hope she’s seen this movie. I feel like Susan Seidelman has the same thing going on as Gregg Araki where she

dir Mel Brooks Ohhhh I get it. Mel Brooks is like John Waters for straight people. Not that there’s anything wrong with it! Straight people are just like us. Love

dir Mel Brooks Ohhhh I get it. Mel Brooks is like John Waters for straight people. Not that there’s anything wrong with it! Straight people are just like us. Love is love, after all, even if it does gross me out a little to see them kiss in public. I

dir Richard Quine Everybody seemed to get together at some point and decide that Gillian must be the witchiest name of all time. Maybe this was the first occurrence, it

dir Richard Quine Everybody seemed to get together at some point and decide that Gillian must be the witchiest name of all time. Maybe this was the first occurrence, it sure predates the other occurrence I can think of off the top of my head, Practical Magic. Really, what’s the

dir George A. Romero Making my way through Anna Biller’s list of film inspiration for The Love Witch. Aside from The Birds and Psycho which I’ve seen many times before,

dir George A. Romero Making my way through Anna Biller’s list of film inspiration for The Love Witch. Aside from The Birds and Psycho which I’ve seen many times before, this is my first feature off the list. Thoughts I had while watching:

dir Alfred Hitchcock Awful parts of British culture: colonialism, bland food, narrow streets, modern TERF-ism, The Beatles, lack of fluoridated water, Morrissey, salad cream Cool parts of British culture: LUSH,

dir Alfred Hitchcock Awful parts of British culture: colonialism, bland food, narrow streets, modern TERF-ism, The Beatles, lack of fluoridated water, Morrissey, salad cream Cool parts of British culture: LUSH, fish and chips, Shakespeare, tea, trains, British Hairdressing Awards, The Smiths, Alfred Hitchcock’s film adaptations of books

dir Nick Park, Merlin Crossingham If all I had to show for my life’s work was even just one singular Wallace & Gromit film, alas, I could die not just

dir Nick Park, Merlin Crossingham If all I had to show for my life’s work was even just one singular Wallace & Gromit film, alas, I could die not just happy, but proud. I can’t even roll my eyes at the idea of a Netflix original movie, for my eyes

1/1 Mean Girls 1/3 Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 1/6 Blue Velvet

1/1 Mean Girls 1/3 Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 1/6 Blue Velvet

dir Emma Seligman The Horrors of family gatherings that are basically a bunch of strangers… The Horrors of being pitied in the name of love…

dir Emma Seligman The Horrors of family gatherings that are basically a bunch of strangers… The Horrors of being pitied in the name of love…

dir Alfred Hitchcock Someone recently told me that she likes to watch Hitchcock films around the holidays. I have to admit that Dial M was appropriately festive, if not for

dir Alfred Hitchcock Someone recently told me that she likes to watch Hitchcock films around the holidays. I have to admit that Dial M was appropriately festive, if not for any other reason than that Ms. Grace Kelly looks absolutely stunning in that Santa-red dress. Ah, yes, Fred Hitchcock’s wonderful

dir Michael Lehmann Can everyone get more camp with it, right now, immediately?! We are in an artistic DROUGHT! Heathers, baby, sit down, I’m not talking about you, honey. I

dir Michael Lehmann Can everyone get more camp with it, right now, immediately?! We are in an artistic DROUGHT! Heathers, baby, sit down, I’m not talking about you, honey. I am talking about the trash we are pumping out currently. They couldn’t make Heathers today…not because of woke or whatever